Golf Outing (in Vegas)

I'm heading out to Vegas for a "golf outing" in April. Here's my list of to-do's:

1. Party with the "little person" at O'Hara's
2. Fire an automatic weapon
3. Drink from a football-shaped beer-dispenser
4. Make back what I lost last time
5. Call the asshole craps dealer at Hooter's "Louie Anderson" again.
6. Eat a 40-ounce steak
7. Go the entire trip without making a "Thunder Down Under" reference.
8. Latch onto some inane casino song, and repeat it over and over
9. NO "Let it Ride"...No, I'm serious this time. Seriously....OK, maybe once.
   
10. Get Ball silly-drunk again at Harrah's. It's not his bachelor party, but still hella-funny.