(cue cheesy 70's game show music)
Announcer: Clean out your ears and index your pantry; it's America newest game show!!
(Audience Shouts): GUESS WHAT I'M EATING!!!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, let's put our hands together for everybody's favorite host to "Guess What I'm Eating"......The Hag!!!!
The Hag: Welcome back to America's favorite game show, Guess What I'm Eating. I'm your host, The Hag, and we've got a great show for you today. The rules are simple to Guess What I'm Eating: Guess what I'm eating. Is everybody ready? Great...let's begin:
Guess what I'm eating!!
2 comments:
Not carrots.
Ok.....the answer is:
PEANUTS!!
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