- "Hags doesn't even need to shower" or my favorite, "Hags doesn't shower" (this one wins the "most often used" award)
- "Hags walks around naked all day" (this one wins the "most accurate" award...just kidding...mostly)
- "Hags only works for, like, an hour a day"
- "Hags looks at porn all day"
- "Hags sits around playing his guitar all day"
Let's do something fun, shall we? Go through the list, and say each one out loud in your best Bobcat Goldthwait delivery. Now repeat it 2000 more times. Was that fun? No?!?! Good, now you know how I feel. Yes, I work from home. Yes, my work environment is probably a little different that what you're used to. And "Yes!", these jokes have gotten repetitive. Next time you get the urge, jump on the Ole' HagBag, and read these out loud in the privacy of your home. Trust me, it's better off this way...unless you want me to come to your office and make lame jokes about your job whenever you pass water cooler. Is that what you want? I didn't think so. Thanks!
From the office/home gym/bedroom of Hags.
cc: Hags
4 comments:
I just want to stick up for my boy Hags here: even if he worked in a convential office setting he wouldnt shower, he'd only work an hour, he'd still look at porn all day and he would show up to the office nude...well maybe a tie.
So don't be hatin' on the Hags.
I got your back
Ironic considering you made this post while you were supposed to be at work.
Dear HagBag,
Considering your expertise in this area, I wanted to get your advice. I am considering taking control of my life and becoming financially independent on my own terms. I am researching several exciting, wealth-building programs that allow me to also "Work From Home". Can you please review the link below and tell me which job you do - or which job you recommend?
http://www.rdogofmarket.com/index.php
By the way, I am also looking forward to working naked and never showering. If I can watch porn all day AND work from home (boy, you are really lucky!), I will be very happy.
Your Friend,
Dan R
I've now reached into the HagBag for the first time...very sticky, as expected.
Swany
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